The minimal techno craze has not gone unnoticed by the cultural sentinels of FTVS. While today’s frat boy and sorority girl youth are not alright, overdosing and date raping to a NuNRG/electro (yes, extensive groundbreaking research conducted by IRCLA concludes they are analogous) soundtrack, the kids shall soon recuperate and succumb to Germany’s Herzhaft offerings.
The Wighnomy Brothers are the leading knights in the war against chainsaw/fax machine electro. Their aesthetic too reminiscent of Gimli, our favorite axe-wielding Orc destroyer, and their music too strong for hipster electro blogs that offer nothing more than fellatio and “exclusive interviews” to Steve Aoki and Felix Cartal.*
Witness the bearded fitness:
*FTVS is currently investigating the circumstances under which an interview is granted a title of exclusivity. We have yet to determine if fawning a DJs testicles for guest-list under the guise of asking questions qualifies. Further research required.
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That made me laugh.
Thank you Samuel. We hope you will stay with us on this journey.
Dude! if you play the Gimli clip and the Wighnomy brothers clip simultaneously they Mix perfectly! AWESOME
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This accident at the festival was brought on by God himself to punish you for listening to this music. You should all burn. – Jack / insideedition@anonymousspeech.com