Music Slut: Sven Vath, An Ethical Man

Posted by Bob Albatross on July 21, 2009 at 8:15 am.

The utility of electronical music does not rest exclusively in its raison d’être as a potent amplifier of self-dosed synthetic and organic molecular treatments. An exigent ambition of the techno sonata is the  proto-pseudonymous role it plays in helping certain members of society incise a firm, athletic epistemology.

Sven Vath demonstrates:

Based on the evidence above and the previously conducted groundbreaking research of the Wighnomy Brothers, FTVS has concluded that a methodologically-unassailable study is direly needed. FTVS scholars will conduct cutting-edge R&D examining the positive correlation between very abbreviated-yet-gentlemanly vestimentary shorts, and fruity German techno pioneers.

Acquisition of funding is expected as soon as possible, likely from the Gates Foundation and the personal bank account of FTVS secretary Nelson Mandela.

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4 Comments

  • Yer Ma says:

    Love the bloke

  • Yer Ma says:

    And its Sven Vaeth

  • Yer Ma says:

    And your text is shit, youre trying to sound clever, but you come across as a bit of an idiot.

    I mean

    An exigent ambition of the techno sonata is the proto-pseudonymous role it plays in helping certain members of society incise a firm, athletic epistemology.

    Oh fuck off, who are you trying to impress, you berk

  • Dear Mr. Ma,

    Thank you for the numerous writing samples you have submitted to FTVS via email. Unfortunately, due to a lack of literary acumen and general inability to write coherently, we are unable to publish your pieces at this time.

    That being said, we greatly enjoyed reading your reflective piece on how your mother once made you fornicate with her. Kindest regards,

    FTVS

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