In a profane effrontery to decency and theology, the US government continues burning stimulus money with wanton disregard for tax payers and forest creatures alike. Though many of our fanatical readers may think this is to be expected in today’s United Socialist States of America, FTVS refuses to sit mute, dumb and idle. Helen Keller, repent!
Irregardless of this particular project’s shovel readiness, it is execrable that Timmy Geitner (that beast loving troglodyte!) crammed through funding his bacchanalian fetish – forcing bears to pole dance!
The evidence below was submitted anonymously to the “Warriors of Democracy and Absolute Freedom” (patent pending) website, FTVS, by a brave whistle blower at the government-funded Northern Divide Bear Project.
Please, when watching this, ask yourself how you would feel if it were your daughter getting splinters in her naughty bits.
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Thanks for posting about this, I would love to read more about this topic.
FTVS agrees – many people would like to read more about this topic. The response has been astounding.
An aside: You are looking very nice with your new diet. FTVS is perhaps interested in fornicating your numerous orifices.
“Irregardless” is not a proper word. For a pretentious little blog you should really get things like that correct. No one likes pointless and redundant double negatives. Unless, of course, they are fucking idiots.
Dear Non-Idiot,
FTVS greatly appreciates your scholastic observation. Unfortunately, you are incorrect, and are likely upset because you masturbated to a picture of your sister yesterday evening. Doing such a thing would cause FTVS great duress as well, considering how unsightly a wench she is. You see, irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that “there is no such word.” There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance (much like homosexuals in the American hip-hop industry).