Dear readers,
FTVS staff is constantly concerned for your well-being and fortitude, which is why we, in partnership with SOS Mata Atlantica, endorse shower urination. One must not possess Portuguese fluency to appreciate the inherent cleansing utility of splashing your little footsies about in golden puddles.
It’s truly an every-person activity; although drinking from the fountain of yellow love might pose a larger challenge to eunuchs than to FTVS editors.
Peruse this visual display. FTVS will wet its bed better knowing you did.
