Jack Colt, scoring in G Land.
America hates animals like Charles Manson loves Jews. The question is this: were a man to fornicate a male horse, is said man indulging in a homosexual act? If a woman suckles a juvenile dog’s lipstick cock, is said woman satiating her pederastic compulsions?
What comes first in normed categories: species, gender, or age?
Ruminations, for the mind and soul.
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Is that a whale phallus?
Mr. Albatross,
It has been more than a fortnight since I submitted a piece for your website. I was led to believe that it only needed some light editing in order to be ready for publication. If you have found my writings to be less than appropriate for a site such as this, then I shant molest you again.
However, if this is simply the result of your having spent too many nights suckling at the teat of beverages made of barley (and sometimes grapes), then I suggest that you emerge from the pool of urine and vomit that you are no doubt wading in and publish my work. Should you (or any of your compatriots) decide instead to respond to this comment with scathing insults about my person and my intellect (as we all know is your usual modus operandi) than I will take it as an affront to decency and geometry and I suggest you not feign surprise once you feel the sting of my lash upon your shoulders!
Your Working Girl,
M.M.