FTVS’s own Bob Albatross and Jack Colt met again in San Francisco last weekend to cover yet another grandiose display of latent homosexuality and geometric sensitivity at the LovEvolution 2009 in San Francisco. The plan was reasonably simple while not unreasonably nugatory: press registration at 11.30am at 111 Minna Street, attentively study with ethnographic precision the float procession, and proceed to the Asian Art Museum from 3pm-5pm for the media hours to interview FTVS approved DJs.
FTVS recognizes that some may consider 3pm a “reasonable time” for a media hour. However, when you do not plan on wasting your entire day while hundreds of thousands of rave trash get in touch with their inner selves at 135 beats per minute, and within proximity there is a supply of donkey dust so large it could turn the Replublican Party into a gay-loving fraternity … well, 3pm is indeed too late. Luckily, the gentle souls that organize this sweat fest provided FTVS with superabundant libation tokens to pass the time.
Due to extreme fortitude, Albatross and Colt successfully located and interviewed Adultnapper and Lee Coombs, two of today’s finest electric prodigies, and performed what will be remembered as the most groundbreaking interviews, forever. Leslie Stahl was unavailable for coverage (too busy gurning), but FTVS was there.
Albatross and Colt’s recollection of the interview and their subsequent insights are blurry at best. Though through the haze they recollect crashing a Freemason convention at the Grand Ball Room of the Fairmont Hotel later in the evening. Did FTVS succumb to the most taciturn of secret societies? One hundred (100) percent, absolutely. Details on the Masonic virtue of FTVS will be heavily reported later this week, both here and also everywhere else most likely.
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