FTVS blatantly reports on the finest subjects in existence, such as Sven Vath circa 1985 and bi-racial Hollywood films. Maintaining this ethical lineage, FTVS hones its sharp sights upon Lee Coombs. This wonder of a human has released records profusely on labels such as Finger Lickin’, Hooj, Lot49 and FAT! Perhaps if you only listen to the most appalling of musical ramblings that come from Ed Banger and Dim Mak, you will not be familiar with the Lee. FTVS, however, is very familiar (but not sexually yet).
Accordingly, deep correspondence occurred at San Francisco’s LovEvolution on the day of October 3, 2009, wherein Lee Coombs was thoroughly massaged with richly textured questions and inquisitions. FTVS was going to wait a period of time before releasing this interview, but recent exposure to a prolifically shiteous, ball-fondling interview segment covering Nocturnal Festival forced us to balance the pendulum between greatness (FTVS) and outright imbecility (publication shall remain nameless, because we are, after all, professionals).
We must commence immediately.
Hello Lee. We will not conduct this interview in any way that is not one hundred (100) percent professional. Tell us the name of the first track you put out on Finger Lickin’ Records.
Sky Juice.
After that one.
Air Guitar.
No. Perhaps it was on the b-side of Air Guitar.
I don’t remember. Future Sound of Retro?
You don’t remember? Fuck it. We have always enjoyed your convergence of house and breakbeat. FTVS thought you would be much more svelte though. More strong and muscular. Moving along, we are going to show you some pictures now, and for each picture, please tell us what DJ comes to mind and why. Is that easy enough?
Really? Will this be hard?
We do not know. Please look at this picture and tell us what DJ it reminds you of, and why.
Wow. Umm. I forgot his name. You caught me at the wrong time for this kind of shit.
You’re not in the mood?
I’ve just done 5 other interviews and I’m quite tired. What magazine do you work for?
A very large one. FTVS. We can help you. FTVS says that Lee Coombs is reminded of the Smalltown DJs in this photo.
Lee Coombs – [stands in silence and appears quite confused, uttering nothing]
Let’s move along. What DJ does this picture remind you of and why? Be very careful with this complement.
What the fuck? What is this? That’s a giant cock. Is it? It is! [roaring laughter and excitement]
Perhaps absolutely. Lee, do not be disgusting. You are being disgusting.
This definitely reminds me of Mark Pember. Meat Katie. Yeah, the head and the head, it’s definitely Mark.
Yes. Okay Lee, last question and then we will leave you alone, as we can tell you are being the grumpy artist right now, which is not very savoring. You are very white.
What DJ does this picture remind you of and why?
Syd Gris. [acute laughter]
Why? Maybe because he has a tiny pecker? He is a San Francisco legend.
Probably. I don’t know. [more acute laughter from Lee]
You are welcome for this interview Lee.
Are you not going to ask me anything about my new album?
Fuck no.
Really?
Okay Lee, how is your new album?
It’s amazing. I love it.
It’s amazing. He loves it.
It’s my third artist album. It’s out on October 12th. It’s called Light & Dark.
Your song Lick the Frog has a face melting bassline. Can you top it? Probably not. Nice acid also.
Well you can buy the album and find out, but yes, there’s a lot of bass and a lot of acid on the new album.
We do not like to pay money for music.
[MP3] Lee Coombs — Light & Dark Album Launch Party @ Hub!
[MP3] Lee Coombs — Future Sound of Retro (Lee Coombs Remix) Unreleased
According to Lee Coombs, his new album is out on October 12th and is called Light & Dark. Unconfirmed reports suggest it is amazing.
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