It is universally known that the perfidious Albion — also known as Pommyland, or Britain — has never contributed much, if anything, to humankind.
Shockingly, the Pom bastards and trollops have finally bequeathed something upon the rest of us (aside from bad teeth, bad food, and of course slavery) that is not merely mediocre, but downright resplendent.
Peruse these videos, and try to forgo your understandably violent prejudice against the Redcoats whilst conducting your surveillance. David Attenborough‘s voice is a carnally erotic force, similar to Jack Colt’s bald-headed yogurt slinger (but not as colossal or positively thrustic).
URGENT UPDATE: Understanding the difficulty of breaking history’s norm, Britain removed said videos for reasons unbeknown to FTVS. Ergo, this shiteous stain of an island justly reclaims its position as having contributed nothing to man’s great march of progress. To be continued.
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Dear Sirrah,
I would like to take the time to electronically form you that thou art a buffoon of the highest echelon. Perchance I can bestow upon your gnat-like intellect some of the many shining gifts that the royal realm of Britannia (which incidentally rules the waves, and never ever ever shall be slaves) has presented to the world.
Primo – perhaps you might be wondering what words these are I am typing on the page? What strange language it is that emits from your greedy cheeseburger-stained yanky lips? What sweet tongue is this that you twist and draw and rape into a twanging, nasally retentive monster of a sound? The answer, dear boys, is ENGLISH. Remember that next time ‘y’all’ ‘pimp’ one of ‘yo’ ‘ridez’.
Secondarily, you may have heard of the concepts of ‘humour’, ‘politics’, ‘civilisation’ and ‘buggery’. All of these come from my green and pleasant lands.
Finally, there are some of the greatest spelled words in the world – ‘aluminium’, ‘realise’, ‘centre’, and ‘honour’ – perhaps I can teach you a thing about that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vh-wEXvdW8
To play me out, here is a wise, perfect song about the most perfect of nations.
Long live the Queen. Hip hip, hurrah!
Sir Quentin Thornwood 3rd Esq
By the way, your embedded videos work as well as American democracy in a desert. Fix them, or prepare to have your colons re-colonised.
QT