It is quite rare and perhaps never that FTVS is left speechless. This, of course, is our sacramental duty: to vocalize the fidelity of truth when all others are too flaccid to offer factualism.
Finally, however, FTVS has found a star so bright that it has not only blinded our editorial staff but also left us speechless and perhaps totally aphonic, not unlike Helen Keller but FTVS has two penises and no vagina.
Yes, motherfuckers, the cosmos has been personified, and it’s name is Dean Heslop.
Watch the telegenic video below and witness the culmination of God’s work.
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