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Dear reader, the wait is over! Gay Frankenstein, also known as Karl Lagerfeld, has finally applied his ponytailed touch to the hazardous world of road safety.

Mr. Lagerfeld, also known as your creepy uncle who vacations too frequently in Thailand (Asia) and is perhaps featured on an Interpol watch list, has designed motorcycle helmets for the 2009 Christmas season (no Hanukkah, Karl does not approve). They are reasonably priced between $1,805 and $6,837, and are thus less an extravagance and more a necessity. Lagerfeld’s most proletarian helmets are elegantly covered with a luscious mantle of mink hair, naturally.

It is worth pondering why Hot Karl has abstained from designing these must-haves for so long — he is, after all, of Nazi heritage, and is thus predisposed to creating efficiently and aesthetically sharp utilitarian wares that are also blatantly insane.

Thank you KKKarl. May this gift you have brought us bring you a million nubile teenage boys for you to tickle with your ponytail in return.

FTVS rating: Six (6) and a half (1/2) stars

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