It is often easy to forget FTVS’s humble debut as a single page black and white publication published weekly from the basement of the Mitchell Brothers’ O’Farrell Theatre in San Francisco.
In those distant yet sexual days, Josephine Goldstein was ruling the FTVS Editorial room with an iron vagina and a cast iron breast set. Bob and Jack (current FTVS Editors in Chief), still then infant, learned much from Josephine, such as how to appropriately engage in fornication with a geriatric woman.
On May the 5th 1985, Miss Goldstein left work and never returned. Reasonably founded rumors rapidly circulated on a possible accident of carnal nature involving the midget from Willow.
Consequently, it was a shock to the mind and phallus to find a very aged yet adroit Miss Goldstein on the Youtube TV network last night. Josephine, if you read this: we are not upset, and your ass is just as we remember it.
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