Lee Curtiss. Shaun Reeves. Ryan Crosson. Standard Rooftop Bar. What words do these Proper nouns intimate? If they rouse your mind to thoughts of blowjobs and sunglasses and high-fives and Terry Richardson’s muses, then your associational capacities are functioning astutely.

And, dear reader, can you envision a worthier method of instantiating the New Year than with thoughts and actions of oral sex and tinted glass and tender hand claps and girls from the Vice DOs section? No, you simply can not, because there is no worthier methodology.

Accordingly, FTVS strongly and sexually endorses Culprit’s 2010 New Year’s Day party atop the Standard Hotel in Downtown LA. To improve matters greatly — an irony considering these matters require no renovation or improvement — the Herculean Punjabs known as Droog are doing their bit to bring geometry and theology to the Los Angeles landscape, DJing the event as well.

FTVS will, of course, be on hand with its cortege and escorts in tow, and anticipates its own threshold of sanity and decency to be rigorously tested.

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