Readers, it is no mystery that Christmas is a time to make love to your family and share genitive sensations with those closest to you. It is a time to stoke and stroke not only your genitals and vaginals, but also your mind and marbles.
And because FTVS considers you all to be parts of Fortuna’s familial whole, we will hereby be presenting you with videographic imagery each and every day leading up to the day Jesus H. Christ was born (December 25, 2009).
To initiate this ceremonial countdown, we bring you FTVS’s favorite evangelical sonnet from the most theistic and scriptural of Germany’s rave philharmonic: Scooter.
Please be sure to witness the proverbial fitness extant at the 2 minute mark of the first video. Ground, dear readers, is broken, and God is surely raving in the heavens above to this melodious Hun music. The subsequent video, added for good and precise measure, provides you with that ancillary driblet of German fruityness that is direly imperative during this recessed holiday season.
Remember, while Fortuna may indeed be a vicious and insurmountable slut, there always remain sentient items to be thankful for, such as the videos below, blowjobs, and garments made from baby seals.
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