Blog Slut: FTVS “One of the best reads this season” according to Flavorwire.com

Posted by Jack Colt on December 21, 2009 at 11:40 am.

December is a time of celebratory decadence sparing no one, and certainly not FTVS. Every year during this gloomy yet cheerful thirty (30) day marathon, opinions are forged and labels are distributed.

December is, after all, the season of ranking the culturally syphilitic minutiae that has waged war upon our ears, mouths, eyes, and other erogenous zones in the year past. Top ten (10) lists for movies, musics, restaurants, events and books invade the media outlets with aggressive rigor, much like chlamydia.

Well, dear reader, we are pleased to share that the reputable yet obtusely rudimentary website flavorwire.com has officially recognized FTVS as “one of the best reads this season”.

It is unclear at this this stage who the “other” best reads are. An ongoing investigation allows the FTVS editorial staff to speculate that the aforementioned “other” best reads are pornhub.com and Greg Mankiw’s blog. FTVS is pleased to share such gracefully carnal and intellectual company, and will heretofore commit to showing more blatant rectal penetration of the Neo-Keynesian doctrine in the months to come.

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