Music, dear readers, is transcendental only on the rarest of occasions. More frequently, it is just disappointing and not worth the effort, like sex with a white girl.

Unsurprisingly then, FTVS’s musical loins have largely gone sterile and flaccid since discovering Treal Lee and Prince Rick in September of 2009. Nothing compared… Until now.

Indeed, the songs below speak not only to the mind and heart but also the nose and phallus. FTVS’s loins heave like a birthing cow’s utters in response. But do not simply take the FTVS word as bond (although it is, fully bond). Instead, listen to what the indefatigably phrenic populace is saying about “It’s So Cold in the D“:

Datboujie says “da beat qood n da lyrics mad str8 dey jus ain present it qood at all dey suck buh if dey would make it better n more proffessional soundin it would b? mad str8“.

Mzzpennay says “yo..nooo..wtf was dat..? no rlly wat da fuqk was dat…not only did da rappinq sucked but da video jus helped it suck? even worst…no she is banned from rappinq,singinq and video makinq…smdh.” (Editor’s note: SMDH refers to the very subtle phrase, “Suck My Dick Ho”)

Sadly, comments were disabled for the smash hit “Smell Yo Dick”, but only because the public’s reaction was too immense. Google’s server was unprepared.

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