Readers, Mr. Ralph Lawson, honcho of one of the world’s most consistently erogenous record labels, 20:20 Vision, has concocted a delicious mix that will stimulate your coital muscles and your urethral openings. Of course, since FTVS first heard Random Factor’s On the Air EP before the millennial turn, Fortuna’s hermaphroditic boner has remained faithfully orthogonal to the 20:20 Vision catalog.
This mix also begs the most important question of this decade: why haven’t more US promoters put their pussies into their proverbial ponytails and coughed up the reasonable fiscal fee to contractually obligate this man to perform on this side of the Atlantic.
FTVS yearns to hear Mr. Lawson at the Standard Rooftop during summer 2010, and the follicles on Fortuna’s vicious vagina stand on end at such a prospect.
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I’ll fuck you guys. I love your writing that much!
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Picked up this mix already and it’s a ripper!!!!!! Really smooth
Kip Penn you are probably retarded
How do I delete comments? This is embarassing. I don’t want this to be visible. And I’m not retarded Jameson, you fuck!
You might as well have ‘fetal alcohol syndrome sufferer’ tattooed right between your tiny ears on your over-sized forehead!
Kip, your role at FTVS is becoming increasingly ambiguous.
@Sally: the FTVS team would happily grant you a session of intercourse for free.
I agree, good stuff.
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