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Glorious readership, a bedazzling revolution is upon us. Vagazzling! The trend that’s causing the nether regions of celebrities to twinkle like the starry snatches they are will certainly illuminate non-celebrity naughty bits in time. Like Reaganomics, FTVS applies gravity’s logic to cultures of genital adornment. And so, we are certain that vagazzling — the art of dressing up your nectar hole with rhinestones and cheap crystals — will soon percolate down to the less fortunate.
With absolute precision, FTVS predicts that within a decade vagazzling will become as banal as ear-piercings and as comfortable as Juicy Couture sweatsuits. Oh god yes; a girl’s prom preparation will include picking out a prom dress, and scheduling appointments with the manicurist, hair stylist, and the certified vagazzlist. Condoms will be made to withstand the friction of Swarovski-crystalled (vagazzled) vaginas. Vagazzling artists will show their art at vagazzling conventions. See minute 2:40 of the clip below to taste the rainbow, and the brilliantly vagazzled future.
The following conversation between a father and his 13-year-old daughter will certainly occur in the not-so-distant future:
Daddy, can I get vagazzled?
No.
Why not? I’m almost 14!
When I was your age, girls wanted to get their ears pierced. I’ll let you get your ears pierced.
What? do I look like mom to you? I wanna get vagazzled!!!!
Dear readers, the not-so-distant future will be glorious!
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Hey Jack – I like your offer. Just to let you know, I got FTVS in crystals on my vajayjay – is that considered classy?
@Sally: Vagina and FTVS are, by definition, classy. Hit the pm button when you are around SF.
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