Thoughtful readers, what is the more benevolent of Fortuna’s gifts?
A) Providing mankind with the ability to practice the art of flight via airplane or B) Providing humanity with the capacity to fondle the erogenous musculars and spelunk the coital caverns?
In other words, mankind is able to fly, and mankind is able to she-bop the goo-gun. Which is more profound? Thankfully this is not important, because these gifts can be merged.
Quite literally, Fortuna encourages us to coalesce these two activities at each and every opportunity. It is our sacramental duty as 21st century men and women to disregard TSA and PETA warnings and flog the bottle-nosed-dolphin whilst engaging in commercial airline flight.
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bob, please stop masturbating on flights. it’s disgusting and warrants psychiatric help. seriously.
“Spelunk the coital chambers”. One of yer best.