FTVS was, as usual, where the money is.
Friday February the 5th was the 2010 meeting of the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) at the Federal Reserve. Naturally, FTVS was in attendance. Yes, dear readers, we crashed one of the most significant economic meetings of the year.
As the agile FTVS reader will recall, sexuality and economic performance are highly correlated, like boyscouts and tummy sticks. Consequently, while it is clear our Leninist leader Obama is extremely well endowed, FTVS set out to investigate whether the current crop of frontier Economists had the cojones to lubricate and stimulate the Black Mamba.
Specifically, the libido-teasing focus was on Economic Fluctuations and Growth. The latest in economical research was presented, analyzed, criticized, and for the two New Keynesians who happened to be present, sodomized.
To my surprise, crashing an exclusive meeting at this supposedly secretive organization was no more difficult than soliciting sexual favors from an FTVS intern. I was greeted by a gentle female in the bank’s lobby who kindly asked me to choose among a rather large collection of exotic sounding name tags. I curated the one that read “Kenichi Ueda (IMF)“, a natural fit, considering my proclivity for all things Nipponese.
I sat for an hour, watching twenty or so persons arguing over an array of Greek letters and mathematical symbols arranged in a way that made absolutely no sense. It was beautiful display of complexity with a subtle touch of masochistic sexuality. I had entered a new world, and the natives, while docile, were incomprehensible.
What Economics is all about, I still do not know. What is clear however, is that this group of frontier Economists remains nonplussed with how the Obama syndicate has sought to arouse the domestic economy. All but unanimously, there was agreement that the Stimulus Package is a misguided program, not unlike a broken penis too skewed to the right, which misses the unmissable stimulation point of the great American vagine (known as the “G-spot” in fornication, and “Growth” in Economics).
This, readers, begs an important question: if frontier Economists are the Peter North of society, why is the current administration wearing a chastity belt and not willingly taking their penetrating guidance?
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