The Saint Patrick’s celebration is and has always been a most adequate day to reawaken your latent alcoholism and to force sex upon Irish looking people. Vice versa is also acceptable.

This year FTVS will help you, dear reader, with your endeavors by offering you one of the most groundbreaking websites ever to emerge from the Internet womb: www.lazertits.com. And because lazers and tits go hand in phallus with space disco and black sex, we will now take a moment to remind you of Josh Wink’s Philadelphian brother-in-arms, King Britt.

King’s upcoming artist album, Intricate Beauty, will be released on Nervous Records later this month. The album is very good, and will make even the most restrained, snaggled tits shoot blinding lazer beams (please wear protective goggles, but only on the head).

[MP3] King Britt – Now (feat Astrid Suryanto)

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