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		<title>Culture Slut: Tits Cause Quakes, FTVS Leaves for Haiti</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Readers, is it any surprise that a Persian scientist/religious hero has made the greatest scientific discovery since the Nipponese invented the LaserDisc? Of course, not. A high-ranking Iranian cleric recently identified that it is in fact the exposure of the women&#8217;s tittays, vagizzles, and badonk-a-cheeks that causes earthquakes. That is correct: those of you, dear [...]


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		<title>Party Slut: The Culprit Sessions Return</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Australians call it the Sunday Session. Theologically inclined Los Angeleans call it the Culprit Session. Yes, dear reader, your hibernation can end and the water sports can begin. The Rooftop at the Standard Hotel Downtown LA this Sunday becomes once more the fertile hive of sensual sweet babies dancing to a loined musical curation. What&#8217;s more, that [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/04/08/party-slut-the-culprit-sessions-return/</link>
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		<title>Culture Slut: Billy Dee Williams Asks &#8220;Why Take Chances?&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some things are better than words but no things are better than Billy Dee Williams. He is the original erogenous black man. FTVS often asks: should we risk child support liability and allow the full release to occur inside? Can we place so much sexual kismet in Fortuna&#8217;s petite if not calloused hands? Of course, [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/03/30/culture-slut-billy-dee-williams-asks-why-take-chances/</link>
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		<title>Party Slut: RebelRave or Die</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As any al-Qaeda operative will tell you, an endorsement from FTVS is more influential than Allah’s consent and seventy two (72) unsullied virgins. FTVS does not endorse al-Qaeda but does genitally and theologically endorse the upcoming RebelRave event in San Francisco on February 26, and perhaps also in Los Angeles the proceeding eve. Even the [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/19/party-slut-rebelrave-or-die/</link>
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		<title>Q&amp;A Slut: Is It Acceptable to (Not) Masturbate on an Airplane?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thoughtful readers, what is the more benevolent of Fortuna&#8217;s gifts? A) Providing mankind with the ability to practice the art of flight via airplane or B) Providing humanity with the capacity to fondle the erogenous musculars and spelunk the coital caverns? In other words, mankind is able to fly, and mankind is able to she-bop [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/08/qa-slut-is-it-acceptable-to-masturbate-on-an-airplane/</link>
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		<title>Party Slut: This Weekend in Color</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Times are tough dear readers, and choosing a party is tougher. But if you feel like times couldn&#8217;t be worse, gain some fucking perspective &#8212; had the Nazis won the war, you&#8217;d most likely be dancing the Sprachinseltänze or Bandltanz with a star on your sleeve to Hofbräuhaus Electro at das Avalon  this Friday night. Instead, thanks [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/04/the-weekend-ahead/</link>
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		<title>Advice Slut: Meet Jacques, FTVS&#8217;s Newest Columnist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[FTVS is pleased to introduce you to Jacques-Yves Perichon, our most new columnist. Jacques is an expert in all things that require advice, so please send your questions to him at post [at] fortunathatviciousslut [dot] org. This is Jacques&#8217; first column. A reader asks: Jacques, why is baseball considered the American national pastime? It has [...]


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