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		<title>Culture Slut: Louis CK Explains the Catholic Church</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Readers, we who are not Catholic have misunderstood the Church for too long. While FTVS Founding Editor Jack Colt may have been raised under Catholicism&#8217;s gentle, tender umbrella &#8212; spending his youth polishing the proverbial calysses &#8212; the Church&#8217;s eschatology (scatology?) has always left us discomposed. Perhaps a symptom of our plebeian, vile sensibilities. It [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/05/27/culture-slut-louis-ck-explains-the-catholic-church/</link>
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		<title>Culture Slut: Iranian Government Denies Holocaust, Conducts Its Own</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Earlier today, the FTVS bureau was forwarded distressing images of men in uniform partaking in what can only be described as the worst crime against humanity since the creation of FTVS. In this world of complete theological disarray, Iran demonstrated that infamy knows no bounds, by ordering the systematic and hermeneutic destruction of millions of [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/05/20/culture-slut-iran-denies-holocaust-then-conducts-its-own/</link>
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		<title>Style Slut: Male Shoes That Attract Female</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Martens x Stussy Desert Boots: The punks had Dr. Martens, and the surfers had Shawn Stussy. The punks are dead and Stussy sold his name, but the refined FTVS reader will be content to see an unlikely collaboration yield a pair of shoes that will not only be useful for roofying drinks at The [...]


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		<title>Culture Slut: Tits Cause Quakes, FTVS Leaves for Haiti</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Readers, is it any surprise that a Persian scientist/religious hero has made the greatest scientific discovery since the Nipponese invented the LaserDisc? Of course, not. A high-ranking Iranian cleric recently identified that it is in fact the exposure of the women&#8217;s tittays, vagizzles, and badonk-a-cheeks that causes earthquakes. That is correct: those of you, dear [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/04/23/culture-slut-tits-cause-quakes-ftvs-leaves-for-haiti/</link>
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		<title>TV Slut: Megwin TchiBi</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The astute reader remembers FTVS&#8217;s avant-garde coverage of the bizarre yet sublime art of inflating various organs of the body with saline injections. The same reader remembers our constantly renewed admiration for all things Nippon, particularly when it involves vaginal play with serpentine sea creatures. Will the Nipponese ever cease to dazzle our pale-colored round-eyes? Will [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/12/tv-slut-megwin-tchibi/</link>
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		<title>Culture Slut: Vagazzling is The New Ear Piercing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Glorious readership, a bedazzling revolution is upon us. Vagazzling! The trend that&#8217;s causing the nether regions of celebrities to twinkle like the starry snatches they are will  certainly illuminate non-celebrity naughty bits in time. Like Reaganomics, FTVS applies gravity&#8217;s logic to cultures of genital adornment. And so, we are certain that vagazzling &#8212; the art of dressing [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/01/29/vagazzaling-is-the-new-ear-peircing/</link>
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		<title>TV Slut: The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret [Download]</title>
		<description><![CDATA[FTVS&#8217;s ongoing search for an additional staff writer is proving to be an exhausting and testing experience, increasing the already sky high level of stress among us. We need, dear reader, a break. Quality entertainment delivered rapidly is of quintessential importance for the cosmopolitan FTVS leadership, and until now, mouth sex, masturbation, poppers, and Shetland [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/12/05/tv-slut-the-increasingly-poor-decisions-of-todd-margaret-download/</link>
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		<title>Culture Slut: Sushi (??) and Ice and Everything Nice</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The FTVS (???????) constituency is well-acquainted with everything sensible and geometrically discriminating. Perhaps this explains the surging popularity of Jack Colt (????????) in the Nipponese Archipelago. During a recent business trip to Japan (??) &#8212; to meet with FTVS angel-investor Masaru Ibuka (???) of course &#8212; Mr. Colt found himself splayed on his hotel bed [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/10/27/culture-srut-sushi-%e5%af%bf%e5%8f%b8-and-ice-and-everything-nice/</link>
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		<title>Music Slut: Dreamwave and Yacht Funk, Thank You L.A.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There must be something, dear reader, in the Los Angelean water, something subtle and quite frankly intangible, that allows for such journalistic mastery. While it remains decisively unclear what sooo distinguishes Yacht Funk, Dreamwave, Balearic Disco and Nu-Disco from one another, FTVS acknowledge these arbitrary categorizations were of course direly needed.



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		<title>Career Slut: Five (5) Golden Rules for Organizing a Music Festival with Jeff Theimer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jeff Theimer is one of Santa Barbara&#8217;s (California, United States of America) favorite sons &#8211; he is like Jack Johnson and Robert Kennedy combined, but more famous. Mr. Theimer was once the Marketing Director at Santa Barbara&#8217;s alternative radio station KJEE. Soon after, this sensuous man dove headfirst into the belly of the sweltering beast, joining [...]


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