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		<title>PSA Slut: FTVS goes Pay-Per-View</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear reader, since the year two thousand and nine (2009), your life and loins have swelled freely with the most geometrically economical content on the internets. No longer! The time has come for FTVS to follow her intellectually inferior cousin, the Wall Street Journal, and capitalize on her entrepreneurial and coital talent. Starting today, the [...]


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		<title>Economics Slut: Jack Colt Penetrates the Federal Reserve System, Attains Climax</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Friday February the 5th was the 2010 meeting of the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) at the Federal Reserve. Naturally, FTVS was in attendance. Yes, dear readers, we crashed one of the most significant economic meetings of the year. As the agile FTVS reader will recall, sexuality and economic performance are highly correlated, like [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/21/economic-slut-jack-colt-penetrates-the-federal-reserve-system-attains-climax/</link>
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		<title>Economics Slut: Raj Rajaratnam Declares, &#8220;Tase the Fucking Midget!&#8221;, Saves Capitalism</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Readers, in this age of indecency and acutely sodomizing atheism, it is supremely important that we continue to acknowledge life&#8217;s finer offerings, such as midgets and Tasers. None have grasped this maxim of dwarfs and electronic current weaponry with more agility than the corpulent and habitually jolly Indian capitalist, Raj Rajaratnam. RajRaj rightly acknowledged the [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/01/25/raj-rajaratnam-declares-tase-the-fucking-midget/</link>
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		<title>Career Slut: Remi Gaillard, Internet Superstar</title>
		<description><![CDATA[FTVS salutes ten years of online bravery by French funny man and Internet superstar Remi Gaillard. Mr. Gaillard is, to put it simply, a genius of theologically advanced humor capable of inciting comedic riot. While most socially cushioned French bastards regard an economical recession as an abnormally long paid vacation, the former soccer player used [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/01/18/economy-slut-remi-gaillard-internet-superstar/</link>
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		<title>Career Slut: FTVS Is Hiring</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The essence of this post is about something of premium merit, something of seraphic importance somehow at par with a spacetime singularity: FTVS is hiring. It is widely known that FTVS co-founder Kip Penn retired permanently six months ago to the wilderness of Indonesia to satiate his insatiable thirst for nubile yet gynandrous intersexuals. On [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/11/17/career-slut-ftvs-is-hiring/</link>
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		<title>Career Slut: Five (5) Golden Rules for Organizing a Music Festival with Jeff Theimer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jeff Theimer is one of Santa Barbara&#8217;s (California, United States of America) favorite sons &#8211; he is like Jack Johnson and Robert Kennedy combined, but more famous. Mr. Theimer was once the Marketing Director at Santa Barbara&#8217;s alternative radio station KJEE. Soon after, this sensuous man dove headfirst into the belly of the sweltering beast, joining [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/10/15/career-slut-five-5-golden-rules-for-organizing-a-music-festival-with-jeff-theimer/</link>
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		<title>Economics Slut: Beastial Government Stimulus</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a profane effrontery to decency and theology, the US government continues burning stimulus money with wanton disregard for tax payers and forest creatures alike. Though many of our fanatical readers may think this is to be expected in today&#8217;s United Socialist States of America, FTVS refuses to sit mute, dumb and idle. Helen Keller, [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/23/beastial-government-stimulus/</link>
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		<title>Economics Slut: The Entrepreneurial Spirit, Encumbered</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I will tell you how to become rich. Close the doors. Be fearful when others are greedy. Be greedy when others are fearful.&#8221; - Warren Buffett As if more evidence were required to prove that the United States steadily marches toward the guillotine of socialism, we see here that the general public, as well as the [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/19/the-entrepreneurial-spirit-encumbered/</link>
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		<title>Economics Slut: FTVS&#8217;s Loan Broker</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As consummate financial specialists, FTVS staff is privy to extremely untoxic loans and asset movements, and is highly involved in fiscal policy setting and analysis. Jack Welch is often calling the FTVS office line for hortatory counsel. Timothy Geitner is perhaps a member of the FTVS editorial board. Kip &#8220;Friedman&#8221; Penn, as the lead monitor [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/16/ftvss-loan-broker/</link>
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		<title>Culture Slut: FDA, Leave Djarums Alone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[T he FDA&#8217;s fascist campaign against the tobacco industry wants my beloved Djarums dead. But why? If there is one kind of cigarette both smokers and non-smokers can enjoy together it is the clove. Non-smokers admire the smell and the nectarious paper around the filter. Self-conscious smokers adore being the perplexing anomaly in the crowd. [...]


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