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		<title>PSA Slut: FTVS goes Pay-Per-View</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear reader, since the year two thousand and nine (2009), your life and loins have swelled freely with the most geometrically economical content on the internets. No longer! The time has come for FTVS to follow her intellectually inferior cousin, the Wall Street Journal, and capitalize on her entrepreneurial and coital talent. Starting today, the [...]


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		<title>Economics Slut: Raj Rajaratnam Declares, &#8220;Tase the Fucking Midget!&#8221;, Saves Capitalism</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Readers, in this age of indecency and acutely sodomizing atheism, it is supremely important that we continue to acknowledge life&#8217;s finer offerings, such as midgets and Tasers. None have grasped this maxim of dwarfs and electronic current weaponry with more agility than the corpulent and habitually jolly Indian capitalist, Raj Rajaratnam. RajRaj rightly acknowledged the [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/01/25/raj-rajaratnam-declares-tase-the-fucking-midget/</link>
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		<title>Career Slut: Five (5) Golden Rules for Organizing a Music Festival with Jeff Theimer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jeff Theimer is one of Santa Barbara&#8217;s (California, United States of America) favorite sons &#8211; he is like Jack Johnson and Robert Kennedy combined, but more famous. Mr. Theimer was once the Marketing Director at Santa Barbara&#8217;s alternative radio station KJEE. Soon after, this sensuous man dove headfirst into the belly of the sweltering beast, joining [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/10/15/career-slut-five-5-golden-rules-for-organizing-a-music-festival-with-jeff-theimer/</link>
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		<title>Economics Slut: Beastial Government Stimulus</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a profane effrontery to decency and theology, the US government continues burning stimulus money with wanton disregard for tax payers and forest creatures alike. Though many of our fanatical readers may think this is to be expected in today&#8217;s United Socialist States of America, FTVS refuses to sit mute, dumb and idle. Helen Keller, [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/23/beastial-government-stimulus/</link>
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		<title>Economics Slut: The Entrepreneurial Spirit, Encumbered</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I will tell you how to become rich. Close the doors. Be fearful when others are greedy. Be greedy when others are fearful.&#8221; - Warren Buffett As if more evidence were required to prove that the United States steadily marches toward the guillotine of socialism, we see here that the general public, as well as the [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/19/the-entrepreneurial-spirit-encumbered/</link>
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		<title>Economics Slut: FTVS&#8217;s Loan Broker</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As consummate financial specialists, FTVS staff is privy to extremely untoxic loans and asset movements, and is highly involved in fiscal policy setting and analysis. Jack Welch is often calling the FTVS office line for hortatory counsel. Timothy Geitner is perhaps a member of the FTVS editorial board. Kip &#8220;Friedman&#8221; Penn, as the lead monitor [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/16/ftvss-loan-broker/</link>
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