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		<title>Style Slut: Male Shoes That Attract Female</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Martens x Stussy Desert Boots: The punks had Dr. Martens, and the surfers had Shawn Stussy. The punks are dead and Stussy sold his name, but the refined FTVS reader will be content to see an unlikely collaboration yield a pair of shoes that will not only be useful for roofying drinks at The [...]


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		<title>Culture Slut: Vagazzling is The New Ear Piercing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Glorious readership, a bedazzling revolution is upon us. Vagazzling! The trend that&#8217;s causing the nether regions of celebrities to twinkle like the starry snatches they are will  certainly illuminate non-celebrity naughty bits in time. Like Reaganomics, FTVS applies gravity&#8217;s logic to cultures of genital adornment. And so, we are certain that vagazzling &#8212; the art of dressing [...]


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		<title>Fashion Slut: Karl Lagerfeld, Gay Helmut meets Bike Helmet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear reader, the wait is over! Gay Frankenstein, also known as Karl Lagerfeld, has finally applied his ponytailed touch to the hazardous world of road safety. Mr. Lagerfeld, also known as your creepy uncle who vacations too frequently in Thailand (Asia) and is perhaps featured on an Interpol watch list, has designed motorcycle helmets for the 2009 [...]


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		<title>Fashion Slut: Ed Hardy Quenches Your Thirst</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Readers, it is eternally execrable that Ed Hardy connoisseurs are frequently misunderstood to be little more than well-tanned date rapists who push the modern boundaries of facial hair symmetry. Ed Hardy aesthetes discerningly adorn themselves in such voguish things as t-shirts with sparkles, and tigers, and of course, sparkly tigers. Profound, yet unequivocal. Having conquered [...]


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		<title>Music Slut: Sven Vath, An Ethical Man Part Two</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sven Vath once again evidences his didactic fearlessness with an homage to theology. So majestic, Sven&#8217;s piquancy implies he may be MC Hammer&#8216;s bi-amative second cousin. FTVS will soon transmit an epistle to our hero of geometry with a forthright offer to wet-nurse his toes and sniff his bum. Despite his contributions to the Reich [...]


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		<title>Fashion Slut: Body-Diaper-Chic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The ladies at the View introduce body-diaper-chic, a modern line that interprets a timeless classic. 



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