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		<title>Culture Slut: Iranian Government Denies Holocaust, Conducts Its Own</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Earlier today, the FTVS bureau was forwarded distressing images of men in uniform partaking in what can only be described as the worst crime against humanity since the creation of FTVS. In this world of complete theological disarray, Iran demonstrated that infamy knows no bounds, by ordering the systematic and hermeneutic destruction of millions of [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/05/20/culture-slut-iran-denies-holocaust-then-conducts-its-own/</link>
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		<title>Economics Slut: Raj Rajaratnam Declares, &#8220;Tase the Fucking Midget!&#8221;, Saves Capitalism</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Readers, in this age of indecency and acutely sodomizing atheism, it is supremely important that we continue to acknowledge life&#8217;s finer offerings, such as midgets and Tasers. None have grasped this maxim of dwarfs and electronic current weaponry with more agility than the corpulent and habitually jolly Indian capitalist, Raj Rajaratnam. RajRaj rightly acknowledged the [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/01/25/raj-rajaratnam-declares-tase-the-fucking-midget/</link>
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		<title>al-Slut: Sheikh Issa Bin Sayed al-Nahayan Innocent! Drugs Guilty!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hallelujah! Sheikh Issa bin Zayed al-Nahayan, brother of the United Arab Emirates’ president, was finally acquitted of a torture that he clearly had nothing to do with, aside from committing. Liberty incarnate, inshallah! Indeed, few as innocent, naïve and sweet as Sheikh Issa have known the scarlet taint of accusation. And for those who find [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/01/12/al-slut-sheikh-issa-bin-sayed-al-nahayan-innocent-drugs-guilty/</link>
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		<title>Political Slut: Obama Visits San Francisco to Lobby FTVS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It comes as no surprise to everyone that Obama Barack would charter the beleaguered Air Force One (1) to San Francisco solely to lobby the eminent FTVS staff. The media firestorm that accrued around missing FTVS intern Falcon Heene swept through the District of Columbia beltway like syphilis in the Castro. Obama, being the copacetic [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/10/16/political-slut-obama-visits-san-francisco-to-lobby-ftvs/</link>
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		<title>Culture Slut: Wiggers, Uighurs, and Everything In Between</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Confused by the semblance of the Wiggers and the Uighurs? Let FTVS explain. The Wigger people are a thickly persecuted Turkic ethnic group sparsely habituating Western China. The Wiggers are to the People&#8217;s Republic of China (PRC) what the Palestinians are to Israel. Superlatively surveilled by that mongoloid President of theirs, Mr. Hu Jintao, and [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/10/13/culture-slut-wiggers-uighurs-and-everything-in-between/</link>
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		<title>Culture Slut: Scholars and Sweet Babies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There typically exists an inverse correlation between an academic&#8217;s prominence and the droopiness of his matron&#8217;s labia and/or jowls. Slavoj Zizek does more than merely offer an exception to the rule, he sadistically waterboards it in a rusty vat of bull semen. FTVS by no means venerates the Horkheimean, proto-Marxist drivel that Slavvy (as his [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/24/scholars-and-sluts/</link>
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		<title>Economics Slut: Beastial Government Stimulus</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a profane effrontery to decency and theology, the US government continues burning stimulus money with wanton disregard for tax payers and forest creatures alike. Though many of our fanatical readers may think this is to be expected in today&#8217;s United Socialist States of America, FTVS refuses to sit mute, dumb and idle. Helen Keller, [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/23/beastial-government-stimulus/</link>
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		<title>Health Slut: Swine Flu, The Antibody</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Those swindlers at the World Health Organization (WHO, a pseudonym) recently released the scientific equivalent to an extremely silent but deadly anal miasma. The National Enquirer&#8217;s retarded half-cousin, The New York Times, reported last week that the WHO  (not the rock band of renowned kiddie-fiddler Pete Townshend, but the blasphemists mentioned above) has ceased tracking [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/21/swine-flu-the-antibody/</link>
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		<title>Economics Slut: The Entrepreneurial Spirit, Encumbered</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I will tell you how to become rich. Close the doors. Be fearful when others are greedy. Be greedy when others are fearful.&#8221; - Warren Buffett As if more evidence were required to prove that the United States steadily marches toward the guillotine of socialism, we see here that the general public, as well as the [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/19/the-entrepreneurial-spirit-encumbered/</link>
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		<title>Culture Slut: Jack Colt &#8211; Feared To Be Victim of Terrorism Soiree</title>
		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: JACK COLT IS DOING VERY NICELY. PLEASE READ THE MESSAGE BELOW, BUT IGNORE ALL MEANINGS EXTANT WITHIN. Dear readers, Jack Colt, founding organizer of FTVS and esteemed quantitative analyst, is missing in the Indonesian archipelago. Wavelength signals transmitted via FTVS newswire indicate another flaccid terrorist encumbrance in the nation&#8217;s capital, Jakarta. FTVS eagerly awaits [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/18/jack-colt-feared-to-be-victim-of-terrorism-soiree/</link>
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