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		<title>Culture Slut: Jack Colt &#8211; Feared To Be Victim of Terrorism Soiree</title>
		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: JACK COLT IS DOING VERY NICELY. PLEASE READ THE MESSAGE BELOW, BUT IGNORE ALL MEANINGS EXTANT WITHIN.
Dear readers,
Jack Colt, founding organizer of FTVS and esteemed quantitative analyst, is missing in the Indonesian archipelago. Wavelength signals transmitted via FTVS newswire indicate another flaccid terrorist encumbrance in the nation&#8217;s capital, Jakarta. FTVS eagerly awaits word on [...]


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		<title>Culture Slut: The King is Dead, Long Live the King</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You see, a pious litmus test for ecumenical sagacity can be found in the subtler tones of how one presents him or herself while in the public eye &#8211; it is not about minute violations of societal norms (such as murder or touching strippers). FTVS&#8217;s interminable search for decency, and, alternatively, exposure and castigation of [...]


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