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		<title>Culture Slut: Billy Dee Williams Asks &#8220;Why Take Chances?&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some things are better than words but no things are better than Billy Dee Williams. He is the original erogenous black man. FTVS often asks: should we risk child support liability and allow the full release to occur inside? Can we place so much sexual kismet in Fortuna&#8217;s petite if not calloused hands? Of course, [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/03/30/culture-slut-billy-dee-williams-asks-why-take-chances/</link>
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		<title>Film Slut: Dirty Pictures</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While UC Berkeley is currently nurturing a nasty crop of Keynesian syphilis among its Economics department,  Cal&#8217;s Chemistry department remains at the forefront of theological psychotropic exploration. These groundbreaking seeds were initially sown by FTVS&#8217;s favorite mind explorer and Cal alum Alexander Shulgin (co-author of the penis-inflating monographs PiHKAL and TiHKAL). Dr. Shulgin is the [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/03/24/film-slut-dirty-pictures/</link>
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		<title>Product Slut: Apple iPad to Extinguish JazzMutant Lemur?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[MIDI controllers are to live PAs what dildos and strap-ons are to lesbian porn and long bus rides: essential and very nice. Among the glamorous bunch, the Monome open source concept and JazzMutant are the choice of the riches. Until today, perhaps. A theologically and surgically resurrected Steve Jobs announced today the release of the [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/01/27/apple-ipad-to-extinguish-jazzmutant-lemur/</link>
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		<title>Film Slut: Jungle&#8217;s Genealogy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To the uninitiated FTVS reader, the history of Jungle and Drum &#8216;n Bass might appear long and dark, not unlike the negro phallus. However, it is in fact short and pallid, not unlike the honkey phallus. Yes, dear reader, this is besides the point. Phallus girth and pigment are not the issue. The issue is [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/12/23/film-slut-jungles-genealogy/</link>
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		<title>Blog Slut: FTVS &#8220;One of the best reads this season&#8221; according to Flavorwire.com</title>
		<description><![CDATA[December is a time of celebratory decadence sparing no one, and certainly not FTVS. Every year during this gloomy yet cheerful thirty (30) day marathon, opinions are forged and labels are distributed. December is, after all, the season of ranking the culturally syphilitic minutiae that has waged war upon our ears, mouths, eyes, and other [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/12/21/blog-slut-ftvs-one-of-the-best-reads-this-season-according-to-flavorwire-com/</link>
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		<title>Surf Slut: Too Big for Gidget</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Women World Championship Tour (WCT) of Surfing is to the men WCT what the Paralympics are to the the Olympic Games: a cacophonous assortment of individuals watched by no one, and solely organized to avoid riots from retarded lobby groups. Women surfers proved on numerous occasion to be a strange breed of human that [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/11/26/surf-slut-too-big-for-gidget/</link>
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		<title>Travel Slut: Britney Extinguishes LA Riots&#8230; Lee Coombs Uninterviewed&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As part of FTVS&#8217;s annual fundraiser, I embarked last week on a journey to Western Australia to meet FTVS main benefactor Alan Bond. After a rather heated meeting on Friday over dinner at the notoriously decadent C Restaurant located on the 33rd floor of the AAPT building in Perth (Western Australia, Australia), I decided to [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/11/18/music-slut-britney-extinguishes-la-riots-lee-coombs-uninterviewed/</link>
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		<title>Music Slut: Dreamwave and Yacht Funk, Thank You L.A.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There must be something, dear reader, in the Los Angelean water, something subtle and quite frankly intangible, that allows for such journalistic mastery. While it remains decisively unclear what sooo distinguishes Yacht Funk, Dreamwave, Balearic Disco and Nu-Disco from one another, FTVS acknowledge these arbitrary categorizations were of course direly needed.



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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/10/20/music-slut-dreamwave-and-yacht-funk-thank-you-l-a/</link>
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		<title>Q&amp;A Slut: Biracial is the New Black</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The media maelstrom continues tenaciously. Was FTVS culturally, ethnically, dare we say it, racially insensitive when using the term mulatto in its most recent exposé on Obama&#8217;s groundbreaking trip to San Francisco? Let us be pellucidly clear: FTVS endorses President Barack Obama. Let us expand upon this unprecedented salience: FTVS endorses multi-racial sex parties and multi-racial [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/10/17/question-of-the-week-slut-answered-by-ftvs/</link>
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		<title>Culture Slut: The FTVS Roman Polanski Award</title>
		<description><![CDATA[FTVS is very pleased to announce its newest award, similar to the Pulitzer Prize but with more prestige and underage sodomy. The FTVS Roman Polanksi Award celebrates the finest things in subversive reproductive deviance &#8211; also known as surprise sex. For this inaugural dispersal of dominion and eminence, FTVS feels it is very important to [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/10/08/culture-slut-the-ftvs-roman-polanski-award/</link>
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