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		<title>Product Slut: Apple iPad to Extinguish JazzMutant Lemur?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[MIDI controllers are to live PAs what dildos and strap-ons are to lesbian porn and long bus rides: essential and very nice. Among the glamorous bunch, the Monome open source concept and JazzMutant are the choice of the riches. Until today, perhaps. A theologically and surgically resurrected Steve Jobs announced today the release of the [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/01/27/apple-ipad-to-extinguish-jazzmutant-lemur/</link>
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		<title>Product Slut: Christmas Special</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If your life, dear reader, is anywhere near as exciting as FTVS&#8217;s (namely Senior Editors Bob Albatross and Jack Colt), you will, like them, probably be masturbating in public on North Venice Boulevard (California, United States) on Christmas Eve. Maintaining the phallus warm and fully erected at such low temperatures during this cumbersome yet immensely [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/12/01/product-slut-christmas-special/</link>
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		<title>Art Slut: iPhone Finger Painting</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The New Yorker&#8217;s designer-bootlicking tongue is soiled inexorably with its latest adulation. In its unyielding allegiance to all things obtrusively bourgeoisie, the magazine resolves to gentrify our purest and most organic art form &#8211; fingerpainting. Once the expression of the masses (or of those with at least one finger and something to smear something else [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/17/review-iphone-finger-painting/</link>
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		<title>Technology Slut: Tamagochi Menagerie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tamagochi animals, those interactive digital pets that require their owner&#8217;s constant attention &#8211; pushing buttons serves as petting and feeding and picking up shit. While most children let theirs die faster than they did their guinea pigs, a few children never learned. These dedicated children are now adults, and most certainly perverts who would do [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/12/tamagochi-staying-alive/</link>
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