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		<title>Q&amp;A Slut: Is It Acceptable to (Not) Masturbate on an Airplane?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thoughtful readers, what is the more benevolent of Fortuna&#8217;s gifts? A) Providing mankind with the ability to practice the art of flight via airplane or B) Providing humanity with the capacity to fondle the erogenous musculars and spelunk the coital caverns? In other words, mankind is able to fly, and mankind is able to she-bop [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/08/qa-slut-is-it-acceptable-to-masturbate-on-an-airplane/</link>
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		<title>Charity Slut: Lindsay Lohan &gt; Bono</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Attention all attractive sex trafficking victims! It is time to jubilate and pay hommage to your most seraphic matriarch! Discharge your requital at Mother Lindsay immediately! Observe the clip below, and witness the rinsed-out hooker turned righteous social justice crusader disarm a real-life trafficker of  children with questions likely never before posed. &#8220;Didn&#8217;t you hear that children were [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/01/11/charity-slut-lindsay-lohan-bono/</link>
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		<title>Travel Slut: The Standard Hotel Downtown LA Unreviewed&#8230; Mr. C Uninterviewed&#8230; Culprit Manager&#8217;s Pink Scarf Stolen by FTVS Intern&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[FTVS attempted, as usual, something that has eluded the entire music press for decades: a review of a major Los Angeles hotel accompanied by groundbreaking interviews of a presumably theologically correct palette of individuals on New Year&#8217;s Eve 2010. Bob Albatross and I, Jack Colt, decided to inflate the already gargantuan challenge by leaving the [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/01/07/travel-slut-the-standard-hotel-downtown-la-unreviewed-mr-c-uninterviewed-culprit-managers-pink-scarf-stolen-by-ftvs-intern/</link>
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		<title>Travel Slut: Barbados</title>
		<description><![CDATA[FTVS&#8217;s youngest intern was on assignment for the FTVS Travel Column on the West Indian island-nation of Barbados this plebeian holiday season. The assignment was simple enough: to provide &#8220;in-depth&#8221; review and ranking of Barbados&#8217; budget brothels, for the modern and financially conscious traveler. This meticulously crafted list would have, without a doubt, stimulated both [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/12/28/travel-slut-barbados/</link>
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		<title>Travel Slut: Britney Extinguishes LA Riots&#8230; Lee Coombs Uninterviewed&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As part of FTVS&#8217;s annual fundraiser, I embarked last week on a journey to Western Australia to meet FTVS main benefactor Alan Bond. After a rather heated meeting on Friday over dinner at the notoriously decadent C Restaurant located on the 33rd floor of the AAPT building in Perth (Western Australia, Australia), I decided to [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/11/18/music-slut-britney-extinguishes-la-riots-lee-coombs-uninterviewed/</link>
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		<title>Travel Slut: Watch Your Feet in Canada</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Canada is home to many things such as gay marriage, moose, and no black people but many Chinese. In addition, Canada is very successful at breeding humans like Willie Pickton, who allegedly killed thirty two (32) prostitutes in Vancouver (British Columbia, Canada) and then fed them to his pigs. Willie Pickton&#8217;s pig farm provided bacon [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/11/02/travel-slut-watch-your-feet-in-canada/</link>
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		<title>Commentary Slut: West Java, Indonesia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear reader, I come back from my voluntary exile to the Indonesian archipelago with distressing news. During my journey, I uncovered an evil breed of White men and women (previously unheard of). A breed of Europeans that only inspires disgust and contempt. Indonesia is for surf and cheap whores, period. Only one part of the coastline [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/09/16/commentary-slut-west-java-indonesia/</link>
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		<title>Health Slut: Swine Flu, The Antibody</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Those swindlers at the World Health Organization (WHO, a pseudonym) recently released the scientific equivalent to an extremely silent but deadly anal miasma. The National Enquirer&#8217;s retarded half-cousin, The New York Times, reported last week that the WHO  (not the rock band of renowned kiddie-fiddler Pete Townshend, but the blasphemists mentioned above) has ceased tracking [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/21/swine-flu-the-antibody/</link>
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		<title>PSA Slut: Jack Colt on Leave</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear readers, Once again I embark on a journey to a far-away place where the water&#8217;s blue and the boys are cheap. I hope that upon my return, having  satiated my salient homosexuality, making gay jokes won&#8217;t cause me guilt. G-land, on the far eastern tip of Java somewhere in the Indonesian archipelago, is one [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/13/jack-colt-on-leave/</link>
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