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		<title>PSA Slut: FTVS Editors Brawl over Deniz Kurtel, FTVS Output Negatively Affected</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Readers, sometimes life throws lemons at you, in which case it is very advisable that you self-medicate with rophynol and reacquaint yourself with PornHub.
This past week, FTVS editors found themselves in a mutual lemon, when what started as a groundbreaking and exclusive interview of young female producer Deniz Kurtel escalated into organized warfare at the FTVS office.
While [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/03/06/psa-slut-ftvs-editors-brawl-over-deniz-kurtel-ftvs-output-negatively-affected/</link>
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		<title>Music Slut: Songs For Sex, Volume 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Readers, sometimes we just need a little bit more 80s Negro action in our lives. FTVS does not really need this because of course Grace Jones and Carl Weathers are both interns in our office.
Still, the videos below will assist in stimulating those of you undernourished by a lack of African American companions. Spice up [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/03/04/music-slut-songs-for-sex-volume-1/</link>
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		<title>Music Slut: Exclusive Interview of the Year 7th Edition &#8211; Deniz Kurtel</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Readers, this interview tested the extreme limits of lust and erotogenic mutuality. While our readership has come to expect nothing less than the most groundbreaking catechisms and inquests from the brilliant yet seductive FTVS staff, we surprised even ourselves with this dialogue, entering a previously unattainable arena of sexuality and theology. 
The hedonic, erotic connection [...]


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<li><a href='http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/11/15/music-slut-exclusive-interview-of-the-year-6th-edition-lee-foss/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Music Slut: Exclusive Interview of the Year 6th Edition &#8211; Lee Foss'>Music Slut: Exclusive Interview of the Year 6th Edition &#8211; Lee Foss</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/10/07/music-slut-exclusive-interview-of-the-year-4th-edition-lee-coombs/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Music Slut: Exclusive Interview of the Year 4th Edition &#8212; Lee Coombs'>Music Slut: Exclusive Interview of the Year 4th Edition &#8212; Lee Coombs</a></li>
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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/22/music-slut-exclusive-interview-of-the-year-7th-edition-deniz-kurtel/</link>
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		<title>Economics Slut: Jack Colt Penetrates the Federal Reserve System, Attains Climax</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Friday  February the 5th was the 2010 meeting of the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) at the Federal Reserve. Naturally, FTVS was in attendance. Yes, dear readers, we crashed one of the most significant economic meetings of the year.
As the agile FTVS reader will recall, sexuality and economic performance are highly correlated, like [...]


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<li><a href='http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/07/13/jack-colt-on-leave/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: PSA Slut: Jack Colt on Leave'>PSA Slut: Jack Colt on Leave</a></li>
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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/21/economic-slut-jack-colt-penetrates-the-federal-reserve-system-attains-climax/</link>
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		<title>Party Slut: RebelRave or Die</title>
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As any al-Qaeda operative will tell you, an endorsement from FTVS is more influential than Allah’s consent and seventy two (72) unsullied virgins. FTVS does not endorse al-Qaeda but does genitally and theologically endorse the upcoming RebelRave event in San Francisco on February 26, and perhaps also in Los Angeles the proceeding eve. Even the [...]


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<li><a href='http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/22/music-slut-exclusive-interview-of-the-year-7th-edition-deniz-kurtel/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Music Slut: Exclusive Interview of the Year 7th Edition &#8211; Deniz Kurtel'>Music Slut: Exclusive Interview of the Year 7th Edition &#8211; Deniz Kurtel</a></li>
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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/19/party-slut-rebelrave-or-die/</link>
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		<title>TV Slut: Megwin TchiBi</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The astute reader remembers FTVS&#8217;s avant-garde coverage of the bizarre yet sublime art of inflating various organs of the body with saline injections. The same reader remembers our constantly renewed admiration for all things Nippon, particularly when it involves vaginal play with serpentine sea creatures.
Will the Nipponese ever cease to dazzle our pale-colored round-eyes? Will this [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/12/tv-slut-megwin-tchibi/</link>
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		<title>Q&amp;A Slut: Is It Acceptable to (Not) Masturbate on an Airplane?</title>
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Thoughtful readers, what is the more benevolent of Fortuna&#8217;s gifts?
A) Providing mankind with the ability to practice the art of flight via airplane or B) Providing humanity with the capacity to fondle the erogenous musculars and spelunk the coital caverns?
In other words, mankind is able to fly, and mankind is able to she-bop the goo-gun. [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/08/qa-slut-is-it-acceptable-to-masturbate-on-an-airplane/</link>
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		<title>Party Slut: This Weekend in Color</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Times are tough dear readers, and choosing a party is tougher.
But if you feel like times couldn&#8217;t be worse, gain some fucking perspective &#8212; had the Nazis won the war, you&#8217;d most likely be dancing the Sprachinseltänze or Bandltanz with a star on your sleeve to Hofbräuhaus Electro at das Avalon  this Friday night. Instead, thanks [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/04/the-weekend-ahead/</link>
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		<title>PSA Slut (1967 Edition): LSD-25 Friend or Foe?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The greatest doctor once said &#8220;I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they&#8217;ve always worked for me.&#8221; FTVS staff, on the other hand, jovially advocates for the golden quartet; it usually and perhaps always contributes to the procreation of groundbreaking FTVS content.
Can you imagine what would become of the FTVS [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/02/01/lsd-25-friend-or-foe/</link>
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		<title>Culture Slut: Vagazzling is The New Ear Piercing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Glorious readership, a bedazzling revolution is upon us. Vagazzling! The trend that&#8217;s causing the nether regions of celebrities to twinkle like the starry snatches they are will  certainly illuminate non-celebrity naughty bits in time. Like Reaganomics, FTVS applies gravity&#8217;s logic to cultures of genital adornment. And so, we are certain that vagazzling &#8212; the art of dressing [...]


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		<link>http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2010/01/29/vagazzaling-is-the-new-ear-peircing/</link>
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