FORTUNA, THAT VICIOUS SLUT » Candy Raver http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org Sat, 07 Aug 2010 04:02:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 Music Slut: The Art of Trance (Super Gay, I.E. Super Happy) http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/11/10/music-slut-the-art-of-trance-super-gay-i-e-super-happy/ http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/2009/11/10/music-slut-the-art-of-trance-super-gay-i-e-super-happy/#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:21:42 +0000 Bob Albatross http://www.fortunathatviciousslut.org/?p=2516 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> FTVS is pleased to report that Platipus Records has returned. Yes, dear reader, it is important to stress that FTVS is not racist towards trance music from the 1990s, and unlike most other weblogs, does not pay heed to ribaldry or vogue ideologies (note that FTVS does exercise extreme prejudice toward trance music from the post-millennial era).

Scrutinize the egregiously narcotized lullaby pasted below, and transmorph your mind to the ecstasy-drenched winter of 1995. If this refrain does not imbibe in you an immediate and compulsive need to pull out your binky and massage a sincerely obese candy raving matron covered in Vick’s vapor rub, well, both your geometry and theology are evidently beyond repair.

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