Tag Archives: David Guetta

Culture Slut: Iranian Government Denies Holocaust, Conducts Its Own

Earlier today, the FTVS bureau was forwarded distressing images of men in uniform partaking in what can only be described as the worst crime against humanity since the creation of FTVS. In this world of complete theological disarray, Iran demonstrated that infamy knows no bounds, by ordering the systematic and hermeneutic destruction of millions of […]

Music Slut: Exclusive Interview of the Year 3rd Edition – Adultnapper

It will surprise no one and was expected by everyone that FTVS would provide groundbreaking coverage of LovEvolution 2009. Of course we interviewed the most respected white men in electronic music. Adultnapper, real name Francis Harris, is both very honkey and very good at making penetrating techno. Labels such as Audiomatique, Bombis, Superfreq, Dirt Crew, […]

Music Slut: Exclusive Interview of the Year 2nd Edition — Little Mike

Little Mike is the most revered man in the Berlin house and techno scene. While that guy at Beatportal continues to fellate the most unexceptional DJs and producers in Berlin, FTVS gains access to the man that is known as the Ronald Reagan of techno. [Editor’s note: please do not comment on how clever this […]