Tag Archives: Deadmau5

Film Slut: Jungle’s Genealogy

To the uninitiated FTVS reader, the history of Jungle and Drum ‘n Bass might appear long and dark, not unlike the negro phallus. However, it is in fact short and pallid, not unlike the honkey phallus. Yes, dear reader, this is besides the point. Phallus girth and pigment are not the issue. The issue is […]

Puta Musical: Silverio Is El New Deadmau5

FTVS is obliged to introduce Bioy Bienduro, FTVS’s official minority correspondent. This is his first piece, after many failed submissions, of course. Buenas tardes, dear readers! Soy Bioy Bienduro de Xochimilco, Mexico. So fresh am I to this great nation del Norte that my pants’ cuffs still waft the Rio Grande’s fecal pungency. En serio, […]