Tag Archives: Eel Porn

PSA Slut: Size Does Matter When Inserting Sea Animals In Anus

Readers, FTVS is first and foremost a source of public health and safety, an almanac of medicality and biological guidance. It is why Kathleen Sebelius frequently stops by the office for a game of find-the-gherkin. Ever since FTVS featured a glowing review of Shane Smith‘s documentary Genki and The Art of Eel Porn, FTVS readers […]

TV Slut: Megwin TchiBi

The astute reader remembers FTVS’s avant-garde coverage of the bizarre yet sublime art of inflating various organs of the body with saline injections. The same reader remembers our constantly renewed admiration for all things Nippon, particularly when it involves vaginal play with serpentine sea creatures. Will the Nipponese ever cease to dazzle our pale-colored round-eyes? Will […]

Culture Slut: The Children of Amaterasu

T he excellent VBS documentary Genki and The Art of Eel Porn, following Shane Smith in the streets of Kabukich?, was a catalyst in the thought process behind the creation of FTVS. It was the signal we had been waiting for. It was our piece of toast. The unambiguous sign assuring us that somewhere on […]