Tag Archives: Electro

Film Slut: Jungle’s Genealogy

To the uninitiated FTVS reader, the history of Jungle and Drum ‘n Bass might appear long and dark, not unlike the negro phallus. However, it is in fact short and pallid, not unlike the honkey phallus. Yes, dear reader, this is besides the point. Phallus girth and pigment are not the issue. The issue is […]

Music Slut: Exclusive Interview of the Year 1st Edition — DJ Poontz

This is the first in a series of exclusive interviews. Exclusive because FTVS has never before interviewed these subjects. Interviews, because we pose mind-arousing catechisms to genealogical emissaries. DJ Poontz, also known as Cristobal Urbina, is Montreal’s most celebrated mahatma. While most vulgarians are predictably looking to trite electronic acts such as Chromeo, Tiga and […]

Music Slut: German Techno Beards > French Electro Moustaches

The minimal techno craze has not gone unnoticed by the cultural sentinels of FTVS. While today’s frat boy and sorority girl youth are not alright, overdosing and date raping to a NuNRG/electro (yes, extensive groundbreaking research conducted by IRCLA concludes they are analogous) soundtrack, the kids shall soon recuperate and succumb to Germany’s Herzhaft offerings. […]