West Hollywood is the last bastion of geometric tastefulness in this transvestite of a world. It is FTVS’s place of comfort when we occasionally lose sight of the profundity of our existence. Roscoe’s House of Chicken’ n Waffles, flanked on Gower between Sunset and Hollywood Boulevard, is one of the four (4) places in Los [...]
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Food Slut: Panda Express
I’d like to call attention to the fortunes in fortune cookies. Specifically, the sick fuck in China who slips his molesting prognostications into cookies that make their way to my Panda Express. You can’t imagine the disappointment I feel. The digestive gratification of a three-item meal – kung pao pork, pepper pork, egg rolls, washed [...]
Food Slut: Whale Bacon
I remember vividly my first bite of whale flesh. My mouth instantly penetrated by a victorious blend of luxury and might. The ultimate power at the tip of my chopsticks. The saltiness of the cetacean meat, reiterating as I chewed it, that Man is the ruler of this planet. What is to separate us from [...]
