The astute and loyal FTVS reader remembers that FTVS Editors enjoy wetting their sticks on occasion; that is, indulging in surf related activities during sexual jaunts to various tropical and impoverished nations such as Indonesia. On my last trip to the great Muslim archipelago, I ventured to a remote shore near a small ‘hooker’ town where I [...]
Tag Archives: Indonesia
Commentary Slut: West Java, Indonesia
Dear reader, I come back from my voluntary exile to the Indonesian archipelago with distressing news. During my journey, I uncovered an evil breed of White men and women (previously unheard of). A breed of Europeans that only inspires disgust and contempt. Indonesia is for surf and cheap whores, period. Only one part of the coastline [...]
Culture Slut: Jack Colt – Feared To Be Victim of Terrorism Soiree
UPDATE: JACK COLT IS DOING VERY NICELY. PLEASE READ THE MESSAGE BELOW, BUT IGNORE ALL MEANINGS EXTANT WITHIN. Dear readers, Jack Colt, founding organizer of FTVS and esteemed quantitative analyst, is missing in the Indonesian archipelago. Wavelength signals transmitted via FTVS newswire indicate another flaccid terrorist encumbrance in the nation’s capital, Jakarta. FTVS eagerly awaits [...]
Culture Slut: FDA, Leave Djarums Alone
T he FDA’s fascist campaign against the tobacco industry wants my beloved Djarums dead. But why? If there is one kind of cigarette both smokers and non-smokers can enjoy together it is the clove. Non-smokers admire the smell and the nectarious paper around the filter. Self-conscious smokers adore being the perplexing anomaly in the crowd. [...]
