Readers, sometimes life throws lemons at you, in which case it is very advisable that you self-medicate with rophynol and reacquaint yourself with PornHub.
This past week, FTVS editors found themselves in a mutual lemon, when what started as a groundbreaking and exclusive interview of young female producer Deniz Kurtel escalated into organized warfare at the FTVS office.
While [...]
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PSA Slut: FTVS Editors Brawl over Deniz Kurtel, FTVS Output Negatively Affected
Culture Slut: America Loves Animals
America hates animals like Charles Manson loves Jews. The question is this: were a man to fornicate a male horse, is said man indulging in a homosexual act? If a woman suckles a juvenile dog’s lipstick cock, is said woman satiating her pederastic compulsions?
What comes first in normed categories: species, gender, or age?
Ruminations, for the [...]
Culture Slut: Scholars and Sweet Babies
There typically exists an inverse correlation between an academic’s prominence and the droopiness of his matron’s labia and/or jowls. Slavoj Zizek does more than merely offer an exception to the rule, he sadistically waterboards it in a rusty vat of bull semen.
FTVS by no means venerates the Horkheimean, proto-Marxist drivel that Slavvy (as his friends [...]
