Friday February the 5th was the 2010 meeting of the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) at the Federal Reserve. Naturally, FTVS was in attendance. Yes, dear readers, we crashed one of the most significant economic meetings of the year.
As the agile FTVS reader will recall, sexuality and economic performance are highly correlated, like [...]
Tag Archives: Obama
Economics Slut: Jack Colt Penetrates the Federal Reserve System, Attains Climax
Economics Slut: Raj Rajaratnam Declares, “Tase the Fucking Midget!”, Saves Capitalism
Readers, in this age of indecency and acutely sodomizing atheism, it is supremely important that we continue to acknowledge life’s finer offerings, such as midgets and Tasers.
None have grasped this maxim of dwarfs and electronic current weaponry with more agility than the corpulent and habitually jolly Indian capitalist, Raj Rajaratnam.
RajRaj rightly acknowledged the air of [...]
Culture Slut: The Greatest Challenge of Our Time
Until two weeks ago, Lance Armstrong’s arousing victory over testicular malignancy was the most acceded ‘hero’s journey’ of our time. The grace with which he vanquished billions of pudenda-attacking metastasizers captivated our collective psyche, and defined him as the world’s apotheosis of hope (that is, until the harlequin Obama copyrighted the term).
Lance even went on [...]
Culture Slut: Race in the Age of Obama
There is a specter haunting San Francisco.
Until recently, a clear and incontrovertible rule had been justly respected: female-gendered African-Americans between the ages of 30-45, and male-gendered Orientals (jovial appellation, not racism) between the ages of 45-60 years retained an unmitigated monopoly on the Bay Area’s bus driving circuit.
It rests exclusively within the province of these [...]
